When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
This will avoid many awkward conversations in the coming months as football season is rapidly approaching. If you are ever asked by another man who is playing appropriate answers include but are not limited to:
"What do you mean who's playing?"
"Your sister, and she`s down by two."
"Did you have a stroke?"
"This is animal planet, we`re all playing and apparently humans are winning. Dodo's are out and polar bears are not looking good."
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