Dudes with dude etiquette - Wait timing

The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time: 6 minutes. For a girl, you have to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

Some women will push the very limits of their hotness. It is very important to not rush them until their time is up. Of course certain situations may necessitate a bit less waiting. I.E. Building burning down, under enemy fire, and of course leaving the scene of a crime.
        Men the rule is not subjective. Unless you are a Marine, you do leave a man behind.

Dudes with Dudes Etiquette - Neutral zone infraction

When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

This will avoid many awkward conversations in the coming months as football season is rapidly approaching. If you are ever asked by another man who is playing appropriate answers include but are not limited to:
"What do you mean who's playing?"
"Your sister, and she`s down by two."
"Did you have a stroke?"
"This is animal planet, we`re all playing and apparently humans are winning. Dodo's are out and polar bears are not looking good."

Dudes with Dudes Etiquette - Birthday requirements

No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man (in fact, even remembering a dude's birthday is strictly optional).

While I enjoy birthdays and birthday parties especially there is no reason for a man to spend time or effort for another mans birthday. This is even more important for the man with the birthday to remember as some may become agitated that nobody cared that they just turned another year closer to death. Now men should never forget a birthday of a woman they are dating or married to, but they must always round down the number of years above 18.